Step 1
Drop the evidence
Upload screenshots from screen time, music, shopping, texts, calendars, camera rolls, or dating profiles.
Your data has jokes
Your digital life. Brutally roasted.
Upload the screenshots that expose you. Roastly turns your habits, playlists, purchases, and questionable decisions into a hilarious AI Life Roast Report.
One basic roast free. No subscription required.
AI verdict
“You don’t need another productivity app. You need bedtime.”
The Roastly promise
01
Free first hit
Try one basic roast before paying a cent.
02
Specific, not generic
Your report is built from the screenshots you choose.
03
Made to share
Every roast becomes a polished social card or video.
Three steps to public humiliation
Receipts in. Roast out.
Like a personality quiz, except the answers are already sitting in your phone.
Step 2
Let AI find the pattern
Roastly turns scattered digital habits into one painfully specific Life Roast Report.
Step 3
Share the damage
Export a polished card or video built for the group chat and your next post.
Anatomy of a roast
The numbers hurt. The verdict finishes the job.
9.7 hrsdaily screen time
43 hrssad music
$312things you “needed”
12%productivity
Pay per roast
Choose your level of emotional damage.
No recurring plan. Pick a report, get roasted, recover at your own pace.
START HERE
Basic Roast
One quick read on the digital habits exposing you most.
- 1 roast
- Core AI verdict
- Shareable result card
MOST SAVAGE
DEEP ROAST
$4.99
More screenshots. More patterns. Less mercy.
A longer report that connects your screen time, spending, music, calendar, and other chosen evidence.
- Multi-source analysis
- Extended AI verdict
- Shareable card
- Shareable video
FRIEND / PARTNER
Two people. Zero alliances.
$9.99A side-by-side roast for friendships, couples, roommates, or any duo willing to risk it.
Roast the relationshipYOUR ENTIRE YEAR
Twelve months of receipts.
$19.99Your biggest patterns, eras, spending spirals, soundtrack, and final annual verdict in one report.
Roast my yearBefore you upload the group chat
Fair questions. Unfair answers.
Your screen time already knows
Stop hiding from the receipts.
Upload a screenshot. Get your free roast. Send the result to someone who deserves to see it.
Roast my life